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Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.
He was right: I do not believe my eyes.
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Concept:
Gordon Ramsey visits Luke’s Diner
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when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly
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me waiting for 2018 to surprise me with my soulmate.
Do you know how long I sat here waiting for this to load
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Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
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that’s who gotta listen to all the fire mixtapes
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If alcohol labels told the truth.
Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy
Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day
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Tequila makes my clothes fall off